1: Allow them to talk to you as if you are their servant.
2: Be sure to make a lot of threats and never follow through on any of them.
3: Be sure to let them to hit you. (it encourages that fact that you are their servant)
4: Their diet should consist of mainly processed food and very few fruits and vegetables.
5: Be sure that you and your significant other allow different behaviors. (it helps them get what they want from someone depending on the day)
It's really not fair that they look this cute! I guess if they didn't it would be really hard not to drop them at the nearest fire station! (oops did I say that!) Enjoy your weekend and I hope that I have helped you on your journey to turning your sweet child into that monster kid you've always dreamed (or at least had nightmares) about! :)~